Sunday, December 21, 2008

NFL PICKS: Week 16

Would the real football expert please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. I broke half the crap in my house after reading Bill Simmons article this week on ESPN. He is so bitter about the Steeler's Ryan Clark demolishing Wes Welker that he is actively rooting against the Steelers (to his own admission) and refuses, and I mean absolutely refuses, to admit the Steelers are the best team in football right now. Well Mr. Simmons let me tell you this. You are a whiney little (this portion is edited for your approval) and you suck more (just use your imagination here) than a gay man in San Francisco. After 15 weeks of picks you sit behind me with your record. That's right .... you sit behind a random blogger from Pittsburgh. Now would the real football expert please stand up? (psss .... Bill ..... sit your ass down)
This week I'm a little more hung over than usual. So I've decided to bring you the picks without the usual banter. Let's hope my cocky little paragraph above doesn't bring bad karma to my picks this week. Now ... On to the Picks!
Indianapolis Colts (-6) at Jacksonville Jaguars
Colts -6
Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys (-4)
Ravens +4
Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns (-1.5)
Bengals +1.5
New Orleans Saints (-7.5) at Detroit Lions
Saints -7.5
Pittsburgh Steelers (-3.5) at Tennessee Titans
Steelers -3.5
Miami Dolphins (-6) at Kansas City Chiefs
Dolphins -6
San Francisco 49er's (-5.5) at St. Louis Rams
49er's -5.5
Arizona Cardinals at New England Patriots (-4.5)
Patriots -4.5
San Diego Chargers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-4.5)
Bucs -4.5
Buffalo Bills at Denver Broncos (-5)
Bills +5
Houston Texans (-3.5) at Oakland Raiders
Texans -3.5
New York Jets (-5) at Seattle Seahawks
Jets -5
Atlanta Falcons at Minnesota Vikings (even)
Vikings win
Philadelphia Eagles (-5.5) at Washington Redskins
Redskins +5.5
Carolina Panthers at New York Giants (-1)
Panthers +1
Chicago Bears (-4) at Green Bay Packers
Packers +4
Last Week: 8-7-1
Season Record: 122-99-2
Bill Simmons Record: 117-102-6

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