Saturday, January 31, 2009

Groundhog's Day Drinking Rules

As everyone knows, Sunday is the Super Bowl. What may be getting overlooked is the day after the Super Bowl. No not National Pretend to be Sick and Call Off Work Day! It’s Groundhog’s Day! Naturally, drinking must accompany an occasion of this caliber. But since we will be piss drunk and hungover from the Super Bowl at 6 in the morning, we will drink to the movie Groundhog’s Day. You know the one with Bill Murray and a chick that is in desperate need of frizz control or something on her hair. They probably should of just gone with a hotter chick but can you imagine Bill Murray hitting anything hotter than this?

Ok I know you didn’t come here for my analysis of the movie. So without further ado, here are the rules.

1. Take a 3 second drink each time the day changes.

Note: Any event which implies a change of day, such as Phil Conners dying or getting slapped repeatedly counts as a day change.

2. Drink for 3 seconds when the word “Groundhog” is mentioned.

3. Finally, take a shot whenever the Groundhog is shown on screen. The shot must be rum or stronger, lest you get tagged as the bitch of the group.

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