Monday, February 16, 2009

Bromance, A Salute to Manly Men: Bruce Lee

One of the toughest men in the History of the World, Bruce Lee, lived a short but very impactful life. He probably single handedly kick started a love of martial arts in America. He stood 5'7 and weighed approximately 130 lbs. He was probably the fastest man alive in a fight and had the power of 7 men. It was said that he could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind. He could knock a man over even when holding his arm extended 1 inch from their body with no other movement but thrusting his arm forward.

The fighting styles and philosophies of Bruce Lee are well documented. He believed too little time was given to training and too much time given to skill development. He was fanatical about conditioning and strived to create new ways to make himself better at it.

The mystique of Bruce Lee followed him even until his death when he unexplainably died after finishing the movie Enter the Dragon. Suffering from full-body seizures and cerebral edema, he was immediately rushed to Hong Kong Baptist Hospital where doctors were able to reduce the swelling through the administration of mannitol and revive him. He was in top physical condition and was an avid nutritionist.

"Be formless... shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, and it can crash. Be water, my friend..."

Irish Road Head: Daveigh Chase

I know I hear about 95% of you saying 'Who?' Daveigh Chase .... voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch .... yeah I didn't watch that either. She played Donnie Darko's sister in Donnie Darko. Still nothing? How about this .... she was the scary chick in The Ring ....

Well now she's an 18 year old hottie who is looking a little better than her Ring days. Her most recent work is the role of Rhonda Volmer in the HBO drama series Big Love. Her future involves revisiting her role as Donnie Darko's sister in the sequel 'S. Darko'

Daveigh is currently rumored to be dating Hilton heir Barron Hilton II little-brother of Paris Hilton.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Man Challenge: Double Down

One of the drinking accomplishments posted elsewhere is the 24 beers in 24 hours. While this is challenging and difficult, it is also very time consuming, plus it has no element of competition with your friends.
Rules of the Game:

The rules are simple. You must drink 2 beers every hour. No catching up if you fall behind. Vomiting is not allowed, is instant disqualification and reduces you to the status of beer bitch for the remaining players. Contest goes on as long as in necessary.

Also, contestants are not allowed to bank beers by drinking ahead! You owe 2 per hour every hour!

Man up Factor: Drink 3 beers every hour instead of 2.

Wimp out Factor: Drinking any kind of Light Beer. Because if you want to just drink water, Plastic Bottles don't break when you drop them.

Materials Needed:

- A few friends (don't have any? feel free to ask us)
- 1 Case of beer per person
- a lot of of free time
- markers to draw on the lightweight who passes out first
- the number for Dominoes, you're probably going to get hungry.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Man Challenge: The Trilogy of Death

The Trilogy of Death
The back story of the Trilogy of Death is this. Some chick opened her mouth and I made her pay dearly.
Well .... okay there's more to it than that. I was hosting a New Year's Eve party with a buddy who bar tends. During the party some of the girls decided it would be a great idea for them to do beer bongs in front of everyone. Classy. Anyways halfway through the train ... this chick next to me says out loud "I'd rather take three shots in a row than bong a beer." Of course I called her on it. She was one of those yuppy 'I'm proud and I'm better than you' type of chicks so I knew she wouldn't back down. She accepted the challenge and we went over to the bar. I said to her "you know he gets to pick our shots?", referring to my roommate. He lined up six shot glasses. Three in front of each of us (for the Browns fans who can't count at home). The rule was that we had to take the shots back to back to back with very little to zero hesitation between. And it was:
Shot One: Nikolai Vodka (Smirnoff is acceptable)
Anything better loses the nasty taste that helps create the effect of the Trilogy of Death
Shot Two: Jose Cuervo (or alternate brown Tequila)

Shot Three: Jack Daniels (or other harsh Whiskey's like Wild Turkey)

Man up Factor: Substitute the last shot with a shot of Bacardi 151, Moonshine, or Everclear

Of course the prideful retard puked 5 minutes after the last shot. Still rather take three shots over a beer bong? Thought not bitch! That's some death coming at you! Now go make love to that porcelain goddess!