Now I don't know what your opinion on the subject is but when I see two fine ass chicks kissing the word 'dyke' doesn't come to mind. So we debated it. Can a dyke be hot? Or when a hot chick is gay is she a lesbian and the ugly gay chick is a dyke? So we decided to put it to the test like all great men drinking do.
What can you say about this chick that hasn't been printed in the media or to some degree doesn't hold some truth to it? Not much. As much as I loathe this girl and her freakin' coked out ways she still holds this crazy power of hotness. I'm not saying I'd touch her with my manhood but I am saying she does still maintain a certain level of sexiness that makes her all lesbian. Because we all know that kissing this girl would coke us up a little too so it's definitely a look (and fantasize) but don't touch thing. Hot girl = Lesbian. Now her butch girlfriend on the other hand ....
Now I've got nothing against Sammy Ronson but when you're pumping more testosterone than some of your fellow DJ's then you're kind of a manly chick. And manly chick equals butch which equals dyke. Because what are you more likely to say 'Whoah look at that Butch Lesbian' or 'Check out the Butch Dyke over there'? Most likely it's the latter. Besides when you look more like Tommy Lee's cousin than a chick there's no way people are calling you hot ... well unless they're coked out of their mind.
I love Ellen Degeneres. She's a cool chick. Seriously. She's funny as hell too. But let's be honest. If you show up to a red carpet event with a woman as a date and you are wearing a suit that makes you the man in the relationship. Period. And if you are a woman who is also a man in the relationship that makes you a bit of a dyke. Sorry Ellen. You're cool but not really cute enough for lesbian status. Uncute gay chick = Dyke.
Rosie O'DonnellHonestly I don't know how this one slipped in here. I mean this is possibly the ugliest man ever ... What do you mean this is a woman? Seriously?!?!? All I have to say about Rosie is DYKE, DYKE, DYKE!!!! Come on .... I know a few gay chicks that will call her a flaming, crazy ass, butch dyke. Enough said.
When I first saw K. D. Lang I thought 'Man that guy dresses well. He must be gay.' Well .... I was right about one of those I guess. Come on ... how can you disrespect the hotness of a word like lesbian by using it on a chick who is confused about her gender? She is the man in her relationship. Man equals butch. Butch equals Dyke.