Instead of introducing myself in my first post I'd rather you just learn to hate me from reading my crap. All I'll tell you is that I'm closely associated with the other two bloggers and you'll Love me or hate my guts. I really could care less which it is as long as you read and get a reaction to what I write. After years of the good, bad and the ugly of life I've developed some words to live by. I'll start you off with those. Some are my personal quotes and others are quotes that I've adopted.
NIGHTHAWK’S PROVERBS
1. All women are obtainable; They just don’t know it yet.
2. Wearing green does Not make you an Irishman, dumbass.
3. Fortune favors the Bold!
4. Don’t be afraid to live your life because of the fear of what might happen.
5. The best one liners come when you should keep your mouth shut.
6. I'd rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not.
7. It’s pathetic to start cheering wildly for a team that only hits singles.
8. If I played by the rules, I wouldn't have any fun!
9. Never give change to a panhandler wearing a leather trench coat.
10. When I die I don’t want to pull in safe and sound. I’d rather come screeching in damaged and on fire saying ‘Damn what a ride!’
11. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
12. Earn Peace through superior fire power!
13. Some guys are afraid of their own shadow. That's why they like being around people who will cast one over their’s.
14. If you try 100 times and fail 99 that doesn't mean you're a failure. It means you got laid once!
15. I don’t fear Death. When I reach that point in life I doubt I’ll care.
16. You never really know how much a girl cares about you until you start screwing someone else.
17. There are no big boned people, only fat losers in denial
18. You know the sex was fucking great when you’re jerking off while thinking about it later.
19. Dumb bitches suck. But if you’re forced to put up with them they’d better be worth picturing naked.
20. The internet is like a Penthouse. Occasionally between the porn there’s an article worth reading.
1. All women are obtainable; They just don’t know it yet.
2. Wearing green does Not make you an Irishman, dumbass.
3. Fortune favors the Bold!
4. Don’t be afraid to live your life because of the fear of what might happen.
5. The best one liners come when you should keep your mouth shut.
6. I'd rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not.
7. It’s pathetic to start cheering wildly for a team that only hits singles.
8. If I played by the rules, I wouldn't have any fun!
9. Never give change to a panhandler wearing a leather trench coat.
10. When I die I don’t want to pull in safe and sound. I’d rather come screeching in damaged and on fire saying ‘Damn what a ride!’
11. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
12. Earn Peace through superior fire power!
13. Some guys are afraid of their own shadow. That's why they like being around people who will cast one over their’s.
14. If you try 100 times and fail 99 that doesn't mean you're a failure. It means you got laid once!
15. I don’t fear Death. When I reach that point in life I doubt I’ll care.
16. You never really know how much a girl cares about you until you start screwing someone else.
17. There are no big boned people, only fat losers in denial
18. You know the sex was fucking great when you’re jerking off while thinking about it later.
19. Dumb bitches suck. But if you’re forced to put up with them they’d better be worth picturing naked.
20. The internet is like a Penthouse. Occasionally between the porn there’s an article worth reading.
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