Irish Road Head: Jordana Brewster

Why we love her: She's that sweet, laid back, girl next door who was always chill with you no matter how hot and popular she was.

While many have seen the lovely miss Jordana Brewster few people remember to include her in their hottest actresses list. We wouldn't miss a sexy little number like hers. Especially not with her new, soon to be a hit, movie coming out, The Fast and the Furious (4). She once again stars as Mia Toretto, sister of tough guy Dom Toretto played by Vin Diesel. Much of the original cast is reunited in this the fourth installment of the series. It looks to have plenty of action once again and expand on the feud left at the end of the first movie.

Along with this movie and the original fast and the furious, Jordana Brewster has also been in lead roles in other movies like Annapolis and Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning where she was just as stunningly beautiful. Whatever she gets cast in next you can be sure that we'll be here to post the photos.
Bonus: The Fast and the Furious (4) Trailer

Bromance, A Salute to Manly Men: Army Rangers

For as long as I can remember Army Rangers have been my heroes. The Spearhead of Special Forces Operations as they are sometimes called have been around throughout the Army's history in some form or another. They are the few who dare to volunteer for things that others are afraid of. They are men who would risk everything to give a fellow soldier a chance at living.

The best of the best and they are portrayed in many of the Hollywood movies we love. It was the 2nd Rangers who stormed Omaha Beach in the movie Saving Private Ryan. In the Great Raid we watched the 6th Rangers liberate U.S. POW's in the Philippines. And in the movie Black Hawk Down we see the 75th Rangers attempting a dangerous mission and the amazing and relentless courage they display when all hell breaks loose in Mogadishu after two Black Hawk helicopters are shot down.

These are not mere Hollywood dramatizations. These are based on actual events but will always fail to capture the toughness, the heroism, and the amazing patriotism of the men who proudly call themselves Army Rangers.

So a salute to the Army Rangers, Brothers who share a bond the average person will never understand.

Jag-Off of the Day: Dan Potash

In what we hope will be a recurring thing here my cousin Jesse came up with a request that we do more posts about the Jag-Offs of the world. What would be more fitting than starting that off with the FSN douchbag who decided he would openly cheer for the Chargers this week? Well Mr. Dan Potash here's to you and all of the ass that you've sucked to get to a real city like Pittsburgh and away from North Mexico ... I mean Southern California.

But then you just have to go ahead and trash talk the beloved Steelers when you find out they are playing your San Diego (aka: A Whale's Vagina) Chargers.

I'm all for cheering on your hometown team. And more power to you when you do it in opponents territory. But don't try being a Pittsburgh media [lack of] personality and openly cheer on our biggest opponent of the year up to this point.

Oh yeah .... How could I leave this one out. Anyone who's a Pens fan in Pittsburgh is sick of you and your lack of talent, cheesy personality, crap 'Pens on FSN' commercials that they show 743 freakin times during each Pens game. You know, the one where this idiot is interviewing an actual Penguin while it's in it's aquarium? One word to describe your performance Dan: GAY!

In all respect Dan .... you're okay .... But seriously .... You're Chargers are goin' down!

Lesbian or Dyke - There's a fine line

So me and the crew are out drinking one night and getting plastered off of Pennsylvania's Finest when these two chicks on some reality T.V. show start making out. Of course we all stop and stare because we're not gay and that sort of stuff makes us happy in a late night kind of way. My one buddy must have been retarded off his ass or maybe he was just stumbling down Irish Road a bit because he blurts out "Dude those fuckin' dykes are hot!"

Now I don't know what your opinion on the subject is but when I see two fine ass chicks kissing the word 'dyke' doesn't come to mind. So we debated it. Can a dyke be hot? Or when a hot chick is gay is she a lesbian and the ugly gay chick is a dyke? So we decided to put it to the test like all great men drinking do.

Aubrey O'Day

While there is no real truth to any rumor that Aubrey O'Day is gay she is a hot mess of action waiting to stick her drunken tongue down another woman's throat. When I look at her though I don't think 'Man that girl is a dyke!' It's more like .... 'mmm .... what a slut! ... I'd love to see her in some dirty lesbian action!' True .... True. Chalk one up for Hot Girls being lesbians.

Lindsay (B)Lohan

What can you say about this chick that hasn't been printed in the media or to some degree doesn't hold some truth to it? Not much. As much as I loathe this girl and her freakin' coked out ways she still holds this crazy power of hotness. I'm not saying I'd touch her with my manhood but I am saying she does still maintain a certain level of sexiness that makes her all lesbian. Because we all know that kissing this girl would coke us up a little too so it's definitely a look (and fantasize) but don't touch thing. Hot girl = Lesbian. Now her butch girlfriend on the other hand ....

Samantha Ronson

Now I've got nothing against Sammy Ronson but when you're pumping more testosterone than some of your fellow DJ's then you're kind of a manly chick. And manly chick equals butch which equals dyke. Because what are you more likely to say 'Whoah look at that Butch Lesbian' or 'Check out the Butch Dyke over there'? Most likely it's the latter. Besides when you look more like Tommy Lee's cousin than a chick there's no way people are calling you hot ... well unless they're coked out of their mind.

Ellen Degeneres

I love Ellen Degeneres. She's a cool chick. Seriously. She's funny as hell too. But let's be honest. If you show up to a red carpet event with a woman as a date and you are wearing a suit that makes you the man in the relationship. Period. And if you are a woman who is also a man in the relationship that makes you a bit of a dyke. Sorry Ellen. You're cool but not really cute enough for lesbian status. Uncute gay chick = Dyke.

Rosie O'Donnell

Honestly I don't know how this one slipped in here. I mean this is possibly the ugliest man ever ... What do you mean this is a woman? Seriously?!?!? All I have to say about Rosie is DYKE, DYKE, DYKE!!!! Come on .... I know a few gay chicks that will call her a flaming, crazy ass, butch dyke. Enough said.

Jodie Marsh

Jodie Marsh, a British model, is hot as hell. When I think of her and another chick together I would only call it some hot lesbian action. There is nothing butch about her (except once again her insignificant other). When I think of dyke I think some flat-chested, wife beater wearin, baggy jean saggin' chick with a studded belt, a short hair cut and zero quality makeup. That is definitely not Jodie. Advantage Lesbo.

Tila Tequila

There's a few that will disagree with this one. Why is beyond me but they will. I understand that she is not full on gay but bisexual. I also factored in the skanky-ness of her. But sometimes that's kind of appealing. Sometimes. She still is hot. Formula Hot=Lesbian. There's nothing really butch about her. I don't think I'd call her a dyke at all.

K.D. Lang

When I first saw K. D. Lang I thought 'Man that guy dresses well. He must be gay.' Well .... I was right about one of those I guess. Come on ... how can you disrespect the hotness of a word like lesbian by using it on a chick who is confused about her gender? She is the man in her relationship. Man equals butch. Butch equals Dyke.

Now let's try some picture tests .... which word comes to mind first when you see these images:

Dykes

Dykes

Lesbians

Dykes

Lesbians

Now for the sake of clarification when speaking about gay chicks let's make sure that the terms are properly applied from now on. I don't want to be misinterpreted here. I don't have any problems with chicks who are dykes. They're probably cool as hell and would be able to fit in as one of the guys. Being a lesbian may be able to get you into a porno flick but seriously if you want to make it in daytime television you'd better be a dyke.